i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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