Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize