Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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