i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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