Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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