Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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