Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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