Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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