dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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