yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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