I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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