I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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