How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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