Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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