Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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