i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
