There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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