Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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