Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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