i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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