Its about making memories worth repressing
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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