if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
He has the fingertips of a God
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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