Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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