She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
