Ambien. No doubt about it.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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