Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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