I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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