I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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