Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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