i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.