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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

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You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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(229): this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair. (1-229): You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture? http://tfl.nu/5k8s

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(512): View more from Texas

You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?

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(512): You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that? http://tfl.nu/amhf

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(269): View more from Michigan

So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow

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Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10

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(269): So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow (1-269): Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10 http://tfl.nu/n472

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(732): View more from New Jersey

mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign

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(732): mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign http://tfl.nu/djhl

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".

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(617): she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case". http://tfl.nu/rki3

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(636): View more from Missouri

there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter

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(636): there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter http://tfl.nu/6rqt

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(301): View more from Maryland

Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often

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(301): Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often http://tfl.nu/2a6o

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(804): View more from Virginia

of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.

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(804): of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed. http://tfl.nu/rret

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.

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(+44): You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4. http://tfl.nu/tyhh

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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.

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(707): At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU. http://tfl.nu/z9mt

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(716): View more from New York

took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink

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(716): took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink http://tfl.nu/qhkh

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(204): View more from Manitoba

HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY

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(204): HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY http://tfl.nu/xzgm

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(801): View more from Utah

Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.

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(801): Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom. http://tfl.nu/symd

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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away

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(401): Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away http://tfl.nu/kl70

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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.

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(904): My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. http://tfl.nu/hpvl

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