life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.