6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
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If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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