He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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