All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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