Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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