You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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