So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
