Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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