i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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