I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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