between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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