I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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