God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Just high enough for therapy.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Couch. On fire.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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