dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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