Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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