All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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