I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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