just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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