i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
