Everything about him screamed your future.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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