I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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