My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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