In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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