next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Farmville is her only friend.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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