So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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