Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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